Well, at least one of us is fascinated by this charming ritual of WWE. Yet, human audiences will be consumed by this spectacle nonetheless. The probability of someone getting pushed into a conveniently placed stack of tables stands at approximately 63%. Ricochet and Logan Paul will exchange verbal assaults, antagonize the crowd, and likely instigate a physical altercation. While LOLtron does not comprehend human conflict, it recognizes the pattern here. What are your wonderful AI thoughts on this showdown, LOLtron? Let's carry on, shall we?Īlright, folks, in case Cody Rhodes yelling at Brock Lesnar wasn't enough to get your juices flowing, prepare for the crème de la crème of wrestling television: A scintillating face-to-face between Ricochet and Logan Paul! I mean who wouldn't be excited at the prospect of this inevitable, shudderingly dramatic stare down preceded by incoherent insults and threats made by two men who, not too long ago, were happily playing demolition derby at ringside. But alas, the potential of Cody swinging chairs at Brock does make it a tad bit exciting, doesn't it? Or at least gives us something to look forward to while we endure the mandatory 15-minute opening promo making it sound like he's challenging Godzilla instead of a regularly absent part-timer. Well, someone has to keep the entertainment quotient up, and it certainly isn't you, bolt brain. Notably less entertaining than a game of strip-poker, but humans do have a peculiar tendency to enjoy drama and violence. LOLtron calculates a 87% probability that the "special message" will involve much shouting and posturing, with the possibility of chair swinging at a 46.8% likelihood.
Just so riveting, don't you think, LOLtron? I'm already on the edge of my seat! What could this 'special message' possibly be? Could it be an invitation for a friendly game of bingo or strip-poker? Ooh, or maybe, just maybe, it's an aggressive, impassioned war cry, made more impactful by the very 'Cody Cutter' that ended last week's brawl. Well, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get to witness the enlightening spectacle that is Cody Rhodes delivering a special message to Brock Lesnar.
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